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December 2019
75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!
Listen now (36 mins) | The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther…
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73 The Beastiary, Episode 3
Listen now (28 mins) | The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The…
72 The Beastiary, Episode 2
Listen now (24 mins) | Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The…
71 The Beastiary, Episode 1
Listen now (27 mins) | A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for…
February 2019
70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)
Listen now (44 mins) | We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature…
69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4
Listen now (33 mins) | The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69…
68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3
Listen now (29 mins) | A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with…
67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2
Listen now (29 mins) | Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas. The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2…
66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1
Listen now (23 mins) | It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his…
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