Rude Alchemy

A demented but lovable Narrator is your guide on a deliciously impolite audial frolic through multiple mad storyworlds of twisted history.

Jun 19, 2023

December 2019

75 Christmas at Bainbridge: A Carver Academy Christmas Special OR The Christmas Bone!

Listen now (36 mins) | The Yuletide is upon Bainbridge Academy, and that can mean only one thing for Master Carvy and Master Baz: A Murther…

Dec 27, 2019

35:49

November 2019

74 LIVE Special: The Black Cat by E.A. Poe (Halloween)

Listen now (42 mins) | Edgar Allen Poe had a lot of bad things happen to him – disease, addiction, election days… This is worse. The post 74 LIVE…

Nov 3, 2019

41:36

September 2019

74 Chatter and Lore: Beastiary BS, RTW Trivia, & RSDMMH Guestiage

Listen now (56 mins) | Resident Sound Designer Mr. Michael Hahn joins us for Beastiary talk/tales. Ryan almost kills Andrew with his game. The post 74…

Sep 5, 2019

56:15

July 2019

73 The Beastiary, Episode 3

Listen now (28 mins) | The famed Beastiary is almost within our heroes’ fuzzy, feathery, leathery grasps! But some pages are best left un-turned. The…

Jul 31, 2019

28:18

72 The Beastiary, Episode 2

Listen now (24 mins) | Inspired by the Tawny Owl’s words, our tamed trio sets out to plan their escape to the land of infinite mates! The post 72 The…

Jul 31, 2019

23:53

71 The Beastiary, Episode 1

Listen now (27 mins) | A lion, a tortoise, and a peacock begin to doubt their Zookeeper’s good-nature when their mates are abducted and singled out for…

Jul 31, 2019

26:44

February 2019

70 Chatter and Lore: Questions, Quotes, & Quips… (same ol’ quintessential qrap)

Listen now (44 mins) | We beat the round robin out of the Carver Academy bush, Tom cracks our skulls with ‘Who Said That?’, and Andy pitches a feature…

Feb 25, 2019

44:19

69 (teehee) Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 4

Listen now (33 mins) | The long-awaited Cotillion is almost here! The perfect time for reconciliation…or revenge?! Find out in the finale! The post 69…

Feb 1, 2019

33:06

68 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 3

Listen now (29 mins) | A tryst, a tale, and a beTrayal. Also shit-death. (It’s not what you think…ok maybe it is I don’t know what you associate with…

Feb 1, 2019

29:08

67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2

Listen now (29 mins) | Was it murder? Carvy thinks so – but Headmaster Crustwedge has other ideas. The post 67 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 2…

Feb 1, 2019

29:06

66 Carver Cranebottom: Academy! Episode 1

Listen now (23 mins) | It’s a crisp autumn at Bainbridge Academy for Boys, and young Basil Basilton takes a strange and somber new student under his…

Feb 1, 2019

23:16